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My name is Alfred But call me alfredo  Hipster Barista

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hey good lookin is your vagina open to new ideas?  Hipster Barista

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I was a country Music Singer Then I married  faith hill  Hipster Barista

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Was into memes Before they were cool  Hipster Barista

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I broke quickmeme Before it was cool  Hipster Barista

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Has comfortable bed sleeps on living room floor  Hipster Barista

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I knew about Kony before it was cool  Hipster Barista

This restaurant doesn't have a name. Just an address.

This restaurant doesn't have a name. Just an address.  Hipster Barista

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Occupying was so 2011 i'm into picket lines now  Hipster Barista

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Deletes facebook before facebook  Hipster Barista
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