Hipster Barista

Finds a meme that looks like him "Those tattoos are fucking lame"

Finds a meme that looks like him

I had a dream that zombies were taking over the county Looked out the window, it wasnt a dream

I had a dream  that zombies were taking over the county
 Looked out the window, it wasnt a dream  Hipster Barista

Making the perfect cup of coffee The reason i get up in the morning

Making the perfect cup of coffee The reason i get up in the morning  Hipster Barista

Criticizes younger brother's culinary skills Works in a cafe

Criticizes younger brother's culinary skills Works in a cafe  Hipster Barista

keegan get your fuckin helicopter outta my nigga jesse's bubble our else i fuck you up

keegan get your fuckin helicopter outta my nigga jesse's bubble  our else i fuck you up  Hipster Barista

Knows Lauren is looking at his body Offended She doesn't respect him for his barista skills

Knows Lauren is looking at his body Offended She doesn't respect him for his barista skills  Hipster Barista

Calls you a hipster Because it's no longer cool

Calls you a hipster Because it's no longer cool  Hipster Barista

its the governments fault i cant get a job Degree in the history of french cinema

its the governments fault i cant get a job Degree in the history of french cinema  Hipster Barista

I hate the word hipster Its so walter

I hate the word hipster Its so walter   Hipster Barista

If these tattoos ever start trending IM RIPPING OFF MY SKIN

If these tattoos ever start trending IM RIPPING OFF MY SKIN  Hipster Barista
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