Hipster Barista

"I knew that song before it was on glee" Doesn't mean to sound elitist

I WEAR GLASSES BUT MY VISION IS 20/20.

I WEAR GLASSES BUT MY VISION IS 20/20.  Hipster Barista

I stockpiled ammunition & firearms before it was necessary

I stockpiled ammunition & firearms before it was necessary  Hipster Barista

I used to be mainstream Then i took an arrow in the knee

I used to be mainstream Then i took an arrow in the knee  Hipster Barista

Played Lana Del Ray Before she charted

Played Lana Del Ray Before she charted  Hipster Barista

Only Programs in Prolog

Only Programs in Prolog  Hipster Barista

I liked Nickelback before they were cool still likes nickelback

I liked Nickelback before they were cool still likes nickelback  Hipster Barista

Kony 2012? I've known about despotism in Africa since "Darfur 2003".

Kony 2012? I've known about despotism in Africa since

I cared about kony 6 years ago when he was actually in uganda

I cared about kony 6 years ago when he was actually in uganda  Hipster Barista

I've never pissed in my entire life. Too mainstream.

I've never pissed in my entire life. Too mainstream.  Hipster Barista
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