Hipster Barista

"iPhones are so mainstream" "My Nokia does everything I need it to do"

If I had a dollar for each loud crunch of your food I could afford a new scarf.

If I had a dollar for each loud crunch of your food I could afford a new scarf.  Hipster Barista

He made fun of me How mainstream

He made fun of me How mainstream  Hipster Barista

I was into queer theory Before it was mainstream

I was into queer theory Before it was mainstream  Hipster Barista

I was in leading edge before it was cool

I was in leading edge before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Called Hipsters "Hipsters" Before it was cool

Called Hipsters

TRADITIONAL WEDDING YOU SAY? RED SHOES IT IS

TRADITIONAL WEDDING YOU SAY? RED SHOES IT IS  Hipster Barista

I would never dare let my child wear an argyle sweater. How utterly gauche.

I would never dare let my child wear an argyle sweater. How utterly gauche.  Hipster Barista

I'm a typical Tcu fan. I'm a douche.

I'm a typical Tcu fan.  I'm a douche.   Hipster Barista

I had a longboard last year

I had a longboard last year  Hipster Barista
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