Hipster Barista

If I had a dollar for each loud crunch of your food I could afford a new scarf.

If I had a dollar for each loud crunch of your food I could afford a new scarf.  Hipster Barista

He made fun of me How mainstream

He made fun of me How mainstream  Hipster Barista

I was into queer theory Before it was mainstream

I was into queer theory Before it was mainstream  Hipster Barista

I knew about Fun. before they were cool because I was bored and typed "Fun" into the youtube search bar

I knew about Fun. before they were cool because I was bored and typed

I don't care about Reddit karma

I don't care about Reddit karma  Hipster Barista

Rock in Rio? too mainstream

Rock in Rio? too mainstream  Hipster Barista

don't make me put on my pearlsnaps and kick your ass.

don't make me put on my pearlsnaps and kick your ass.   Hipster Barista

burned his mouth on the pizza ate it before it was cool

burned his mouth on the pizza ate it before it was cool  Hipster Barista

I support a lot of important causes by putting bumper stickers on my prius

I support a lot of important causes by putting bumper stickers on my prius  Hipster Barista

what the hell is a frappucino?

what the hell is a frappucino?  Hipster Barista
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