Hipster Barista

I fuck my domestic partner's hairy armpits

 I fuck my domestic partner's hairy armpits   Hipster Barista

Caught AIDS before it was Viral

Caught AIDS before it was Viral  Hipster Barista

I liked memes before they were cool

I liked memes before they were cool  Hipster Barista

I'm not a hipster I'm this new obscure thing that you probably haven't heard of yet

I'm not a hipster I'm this new obscure thing that you probably haven't heard of yet  Hipster Barista

"do you know any pun jokes?" Say paronomasia like an adult

"tumblr gives me the freedom to express myself by reblogging gifs from music videos"

Coffee tastes better when its made by a Sarah Lawrence Gradualte

 Coffee tastes better when its made by a Sarah Lawrence Gradualte  Hipster Barista

Walks in Front of you holding cigarette at side Never smokes it and lets it blow in your face

Walks in Front of you holding cigarette at side Never smokes it and lets it blow in your face  Hipster Barista

How'd I burn my mouth? I ate my pizza WAY before it was cool.

How'd I burn my mouth? I ate my pizza WAY before it was cool.  Hipster Barista

Because starting the meme at the top is too mainstream Starts meme at bottom of picture

Because starting the meme at the top is too mainstream Starts meme at bottom of picture  Hipster Barista
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