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High maintenance and not freaking worth it

High maintenance  and not freaking worth it  Hipster Barista

Accidentally shut down my computer. Had to wait 5 minutes to turn back on again. Caption 3 goes here

Accidentally shut down my computer. Had to wait 5 minutes to turn back on again. Caption 3 goes here  Hipster Barista

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes

Eats only organic smokes cigarettes  Hipster Barista

Order a panini "You mean a Panino"

Order a panini

ask to unlock bathroom gives you key attached to a spatula

ask to unlock bathroom gives you key attached to a spatula  Hipster Barista

Drives a prius Talks down to everyone else

Drives a prius Talks down to everyone else  Hipster Barista

says he doesnt listen to mainstream spice girls are the number 1 played song on ipod

says he doesnt listen to mainstream spice girls are the number 1 played song on ipod  Hipster Barista

Hears own band on radio quits too lamestream

Hears own band on radio quits
 too lamestream  Hipster Barista

Lives in austin minnesota

Lives in austin minnesota  Hipster Barista

Upvoted your post before it was on the front page

Upvoted your post before it was on the front page  Hipster Barista
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