Hipster Barista

I Fucked the olsen twins before they were famous

I Fucked the olsen twins before they were famous  Hipster Barista

I disliked Papa John before he raised his prices

I disliked Papa John before he raised his prices  Hipster Barista

It's called stacking you've probably never heard of it

It's called stacking you've probably never heard of it   Hipster Barista

Sells you on the roast's undertones of citrus, blueberry, chocolate and wild mushroom Makes fun of you when you leave cuz it's Folger's Crystals

Sells you on the roast's undertones of citrus, blueberry, chocolate and wild mushroom Makes fun of you when you leave cuz it's Folger's Crystals  Hipster Barista

Calling someone a hipster is so mainstream

Calling someone a hipster is so mainstream  Hipster Barista

Knows so much about music It created a rift in the space-time continuum

Knows so much 
about music It created a rift in the space-time continuum  Hipster Barista

I AM A WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR

I  AM A WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR  Hipster Barista

Instead of making you coffee... I updated my Facebook with Nietzsche quote.

Instead of making you coffee... I updated my Facebook with Nietzsche quote.  Hipster Barista

How many hipsters doe it take to screw in a light bulb? None they already did it.

How many hipsters doe it take to screw in a light bulb? None they already did it.  Hipster Barista

Hipster Matt Says: 'Welcome to like over 10yrs ago'

Hipster Matt Says: 'Welcome to like over 10yrs ago'  Hipster Barista
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