Hipster Barista

Disfigures Own Hand because it's suddenly cool

Disfigures Own Hand because it's suddenly cool   Hipster Barista

My Name is Ethan Just kidding it's Hayden

My Name is Ethan Just kidding it's Hayden  Hipster Barista

sometimes i put coffee beans in my asshole

sometimes i put coffee beans in my asshole  Hipster Barista

"Hey checkout this homemade scarf... that I got from urban outfitters"

I send my memes by fax

I send my memes by fax  Hipster Barista

How many HIPSTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? IT's a very obscure number i dont think you have ever heard of it

How many HIPSTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? IT's a very obscure number i dont think you have ever heard of it  Hipster Barista

Hates Large Corporation Bullshit Refuses to attend Occupy Wall Street Because It's too mainstream

Hates Large Corporation Bullshit Refuses to attend Occupy Wall Street Because It's too mainstream  Hipster Barista

Instagram is a greedy bloodsucking capitalist company takes pictures with Iphone

Instagram is a greedy bloodsucking capitalist company takes pictures with Iphone  Hipster Barista

"You only have two tattoos? The position has been filled."

BROOKLYN REPRESENT!

BROOKLYN REPRESENT!  Hipster Barista
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