Hipster Barista

Even though i have a beard i still look like a douche

Even though i have a beard i still look like a douche  Hipster Barista

Listens to "real dubstep" Through Apple earphones

Listens to

Hated Hipsters before hating them was cool

Hated Hipsters before hating them was cool  Hipster Barista

I was on twitter before it was cool

I was on twitter before it was cool  Hipster Barista

Thought dragon attack at helgen was cool Before everyone else knew about it

Thought dragon attack at helgen was cool Before everyone else knew about it  Hipster Barista

Thinks he know where to find the best electronic music finds new music on Beatport

Thinks he know where to find the best electronic music finds new music on Beatport  Hipster Barista

Rammstein? Nah, the only german band i listen to is the spider murphy gang

Rammstein? Nah, the only german band i listen to is the spider murphy gang  Hipster Barista

That guy from man vs wild drinks his own piss? I drink others

That guy from man vs wild drinks his own piss? I drink others  Hipster Barista

come in late for his shift excuse was he was getting an obama tattoo

come in late for his shift excuse was he was getting an obama tattoo  Hipster Barista

Happy new year? new to you maybe

Happy new year? new to you maybe  Hipster Barista
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