Hipster Barista

Majored in philosophy Can't find a job but sure as hell can tell you why

Majored in philosophy Can't find a job but sure as hell can tell you why  Hipster Barista

You will isolate, alienate No one can appreciate, the poor misunderstood

You will isolate, alienate No one can appreciate, the poor misunderstood  Hipster Barista

asks for a biscotti "you mean a biscotto"

asks for a biscotti

Hates Coldplay Listens to bands that sound like Coldplay

Hates Coldplay Listens to bands that sound like Coldplay  Hipster Barista

Dropped the bass with will Saulsky Before Synchronice

Dropped the bass with will Saulsky Before Synchronice  Hipster Barista

Bought clothes from thrift shop before Macklemore popped tags

Bought clothes from thrift shop before Macklemore popped tags  Hipster Barista

actually posts original content

 actually posts original content  Hipster Barista

What are you doing 4/20? Same thing I did 4/19 and the same thing in going to do 4/21

What are you doing 4/20? Same thing I did 4/19 and the same thing in going to do 4/21  Hipster Barista

I CAN QUOTE SARTE WHILE TAKING IT UP THE ASS

I CAN QUOTE SARTE WHILE TAKING IT UP THE ASS  Hipster Barista

cold in the neck not in the chest

cold in the neck not in the chest  Hipster Barista
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