Hipster Barista

Merry post-christmas

 Merry 
post-christmas  Hipster Barista

Yeah, okay Whatever.

Yeah, okay Whatever.  Hipster Barista

I used to like PBR before all those hipsters made the price go up

I used to like PBR before all those hipsters made the price go up  Hipster Barista

Who's your favorite Beatle? Pete Best

Who's your favorite Beatle? Pete Best  Hipster Barista

Every time some undereducated philistine adds more of anything to one of my creations... ...a piece of my soul snaps off and drifts away into the great nothingness

Every time some undereducated philistine adds more of anything to one of my creations...  ...a piece of my soul snaps off and drifts away  into the great nothingness  Hipster Barista

Steel panther made me this way I touch myself every night, with dildos, used dildos

Steel panther made me this way I touch myself every night, with dildos, used dildos  Hipster Barista

Hummus

 Hummus  Hipster Barista

stare into my... deep v

stare into my... deep v  Hipster Barista

Haircut: $60 Buddy Holly Glasses: $400 Extra soft organic shirt: $35 Pissing off your parents: priceless

Haircut: $60
Buddy Holly Glasses: $400
Extra soft organic shirt: $35 Pissing off your parents: priceless  Hipster Barista

complains that it's too hot is wearing a fucking scarf

complains that it's too hot is wearing a fucking scarf  Hipster Barista
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