Hipster Barista

got really fat before high fructose corn syrup was cool

got really fat before high fructose corn syrup was cool  Hipster Barista

I played Arma Before Day-Z

I played Arma Before Day-Z  Hipster Barista

grows beard pretends it's not patchy

grows beard pretends it's not patchy  Hipster Barista

Deleted Facebook because it's too mainstream Really just wants attention

Deleted Facebook because it's too mainstream Really just wants attention  Hipster Barista

Sees new band he discovered start to gain popularity on the internet Starts to support SOPA

Sees new band he discovered start to gain popularity on the internet  Starts to support SOPA   Hipster Barista

has an MFA in art criticism looks at you dismissively while fixing your latte

has an MFA in art criticism looks at you dismissively while fixing your latte  Hipster Barista

push a hipster down the stairs now who's tumbling

push a hipster down the stairs now who's tumbling  Hipster Barista

Has an ipod full of songs of all of his own different bands

Has an ipod full of songs of all of his own different bands  Hipster Barista

I played futuristic warfare Before it was cool

I played futuristic warfare Before it was cool  Hipster Barista

I fapped to misty cosplay before it was on reddit

I fapped to misty cosplay before it was on reddit  Hipster Barista
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