Hipster Barista

I only listen to underground rap music listens to macklemore

I only listen to underground rap music listens to macklemore   Hipster Barista

Decides to become Christian atheism is too mainstream

Decides to become Christian atheism is too mainstream  Hipster Barista

I was eating pizza before it was a vegetable.

I was eating pizza before it was a vegetable.  Hipster Barista

Allen Hall

 Allen Hall  Hipster Barista

Installed Slackware Ubuntu is too mainstream

Installed Slackware Ubuntu is too mainstream  Hipster Barista

Gets out of yoga class lights cigarette

Gets out of yoga class lights cigarette  Hipster Barista

I wear glasses So you think I'm smart

I wear glasses So you think I'm smart  Hipster Barista

Got my first blowjob today Tasted funny.

Got my first blowjob
today Tasted
funny.  Hipster Barista

I used to be a meme once but you've probably never heard of me

I used to be a meme once but you've probably never heard of me  Hipster Barista

Buys mac computer "How the fuck do I work this thing?"

Buys mac computer
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