Hipster Barista

Senses oncoming ice age lives on earth before it's cool

Senses oncoming 
ice age lives on earth before it's cool  Hipster Barista

Spent 15 minutes doing hair this morning Still looks like shit

Spent 15 minutes doing hair this morning Still looks like shit  Hipster Barista

Loves Tom Waits Listens to coldplay at work

Loves Tom Waits Listens to coldplay at work  Hipster Barista

Jokes about "other" people Knows it's useless

Jokes about

Knew about "before it was cool" memes before they were cool

Knew about

Complains about his favorite things going mainstream on facebook has a facebook

Complains about his favorite things going mainstream on facebook has a facebook  Hipster Barista

I make fun of things That make fun of things

I make fun of things That make fun of things  Hipster Barista

Specialist refuses to help you back up your music from your ipod Rips music off customers computers.

Specialist refuses to help you back up your music from your ipod Rips music off customers computers.  Hipster Barista

I had thick framed glasses before hipsters even existed

I had thick framed glasses before hipsters even existed   Hipster Barista

i GO HARD IN THE PIT TO ASKING ALEXANDRIA

i GO HARD IN THE PIT TO ASKING ALEXANDRIA  Hipster Barista
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