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says all pets are "unadoptable" so more people will adopt them

says all pets are

deploys Chaos monkey reddit becomes resilient

deploys Chaos monkey reddit becomes resilient  Helpful Tyler Durden

Break into museum Restore neglected antiques

Break into museum Restore neglected antiques  Helpful Tyler Durden

Posts memes in bad form Seriously, some people need to vent and it's best they do it to someone who is drawing it from them

Posts memes in bad form Seriously, some people need to vent and it's best they do it to someone who is drawing it from them  Helpful Tyler Durden

Become the evil dictator trying to take over the world Unite the entire world against a common enemy

Become the evil dictator trying to take over the world Unite the entire world against a common enemy   Helpful Tyler Durden

Rigs voting machines in favor of romney citizens decide to retake the reins from the corrupt elite

Rigs voting machines in favor of romney citizens decide to retake the reins from the corrupt elite  Helpful Tyler Durden

Steals your credit cards Uses them to donate to charities

Steals your credit cards Uses them to donate to charities  Helpful Tyler Durden

Defunds Planned Parenthood Cause influx of donation before "deciding" to fund them again

Defunds Planned Parenthood Cause influx of donation before

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake You are a business major just like everyone else

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake You are a business major just like everyone else  Helpful Tyler Durden

Orders mistress to Crucio herself Mistress survives Azkaban

Orders mistress to Crucio herself Mistress survives Azkaban   Helpful Tyler Durden
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