Harvard Douchebag

Roses are red, violets are blue I suck at poetry, show me your tits

Roses are red, violets are blue I suck at poetry, show me your tits  Harvard Douchebag

I hate talking to FIT girls But they're hot as hell

I hate talking to FIT girls But they're hot as hell  Harvard Douchebag

got class shirt when he got into yale wears it

got class shirt when he got into yale wears it  Harvard Douchebag

I hate talking to BU girls But I love their Blowjobs

I hate talking to BU girls But I love their Blowjobs  Harvard Douchebag

freshman year: math 55 sophomore year: ec10

freshman year: math 55 sophomore year: ec10  Harvard Douchebag

commits murder in kirkland

commits murder in kirkland  Harvard Douchebag

You know what's cool? a billion dollars

You know what's cool? a billion dollars  Harvard Douchebag

Just wants to help people structure and sell debt instruments

Just wants to help people structure and sell debt instruments  Harvard Douchebag

Life is so unfair I only got 1 standard deviation above the mean

Life is so unfair I only got 1 standard deviation above the mean  Harvard Douchebag

perfect bracket oh, nope harvard screwed that up

perfect bracket oh, nope harvard screwed that up  Harvard Douchebag
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