Guilt-free Jewish Mom

you didn't call me when your plane landed!! you know how I worry about long distance charges. That was thoughtful, thanks.

you didn't call me when your plane landed!! you know how I worry about long distance charges.  That was thoughtful, thanks.   Guilt-free Jewish Mom

You're marrying the christian girl next door. I'm going to throw myself on the ground from excitement. i always said she was a mensch

You're marrying the christian girl next door.  I'm going to throw myself on the ground from excitement.  i always said she was a mensch   Guilt-free Jewish Mom

Sure you can get a motorcycle..when i'm dead because im going to leave you a nice inheritance and you will be able to afford a nice ducatti

Sure you can get a motorcycle..when i'm dead because im going to leave you a nice inheritance and you will be able to afford a nice ducatti  Guilt-free Jewish Mom

you want to convert to islam? I think my head is gonna explode from all the new information that you can share with me. I love learning about other cultures and religions.

you want to convert to islam?  I think my head is gonna explode from all the new information that you can share with me.  I love learning about other cultures and religions.   Guilt-free Jewish Mom

You don't call, You don't write When you go on your tropical vacation, I want you to enjoy every moment of it.

You don't call, You don't write When you go on your tropical vacation, I want you to enjoy every moment of it.   Guilt-free Jewish Mom

the boy you brought to my house is named mohammed? I'm going to put my head in the oven and make sure the pilot light is on. I want to make you guys a nice dinner

the boy you brought to my house is named mohammed?  I'm going to put my head in the oven and make sure the pilot light is on.  I want to make you guys a nice dinner  Guilt-free Jewish Mom
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