Guido Jesus

Why did Jesus turn water into wine? ....to keep the party going.

Why did Jesus turn water into wine? ....to keep the party going.  Guido Jesus

Bears a cross Good for triceps

Bears a cross Good for triceps   Guido Jesus

I normally ride better But my knee hurts

I normally ride better But my knee hurts  Guido Jesus

WWJD? Half the girls in this bar...

WWJD? Half the girls in this bar...  Guido Jesus

You have a level 50 Well I have 7 level 10's

You have a level 50  Well I have 7 level 10's  Guido Jesus

Turns water intro patron

Turns water intro patron  Guido Jesus

They ask me who I want to be when I grow up. I tell em Raw Instinct.

They ask me who I want to be when I grow up. I tell em Raw Instinct.  Guido Jesus

Jesus shaves His balls

Jesus shaves His balls  Guido Jesus

Sorry Bro MY PONYTAIL WAX WILL NOT BE SHARED

Sorry Bro MY PONYTAIL WAX WILL NOT BE SHARED  Guido Jesus

Fell in love at the shore Of the Sea of Galilee

Fell in love at the shore Of the Sea of Galilee  Guido Jesus
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