Guido Jesus

Pontius Pilate? No way, bro. pilates is for pussies

Pontius Pilate? No way, bro. pilates is for pussies  Guido Jesus

Nailed to a cross? More like nailed my female boss

Nailed to a cross? More like nailed my female boss  Guido Jesus

From the Garden of Eden To the Garden State Caption 3 goes here

From the Garden of Eden  To the Garden State Caption 3 goes here  Guido Jesus

Turned Water Into Natty Light

Turned Water  Into Natty Light  Guido Jesus

HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE JESUS Caption 3 goes here

HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE JESUS Caption 3 goes here  Guido Jesus

Came from mothers virgin vagina Came in your mothers vagina

Came from mothers virgin vagina Came in your mothers vagina  Guido Jesus

20 inch biceps But my curtains are still divine

20 inch biceps But my curtains are still divine  Guido Jesus

let he without sin buy the first round of drinks

let he without sin buy the first round of drinks  Guido Jesus

Rose from the dead to close his tab from last night

Rose from the dead to close his tab from last night  Guido Jesus

RESURRECTS LAZARUS Kills him again for looking at girlfriend

RESURRECTS LAZARUS Kills him again for looking at girlfriend  Guido Jesus
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