Guido Jesus

Que piensas? Mami

Que piensas? Mami  Guido Jesus

i'm not a miracle worker, but i can make a mean slice of pizza.

i'm not a miracle worker, but i can make a mean slice of pizza.  Guido Jesus

Whipped the money lenders for a better rate on my car loan.

Whipped the money lenders for a better rate on my car loan.  Guido Jesus

My cross? round my neck

My cross? round my neck  Guido Jesus

treat me right for i am jesus...bitch

treat me right  for i am jesus...bitch  Guido Jesus

You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above... Except for my Jesus piece

You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above... Except for my Jesus piece  Guido Jesus

has strange fetish for persecution

has strange fetish for persecution  Guido Jesus

Walked on water? You sure those fisherman weren't smoking pot...

Walked on water? You sure those fisherman weren't smoking pot...  Guido Jesus

HOLY TRINITY GYM TAN LAUNDRY

HOLY TRINITY GYM TAN LAUNDRY  Guido Jesus

no. i am not the genie from aladdin if i was i'd wish for a bigger shirt, duh

no. i am not the genie from aladdin  if i was i'd wish for a bigger shirt, duh  Guido Jesus
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