Guido Jesus

I may be jailed for being a loverboy But i'm a Jesus on the internet

I may be jailed for being a loverboy But i'm a Jesus on the internet  Guido Jesus

GTL? gin, tequila, laundry.

GTL? gin, tequila, laundry.  Guido Jesus

Creates everything in 6 days Except condoms

Creates everything in 6 days Except condoms  Guido Jesus

turn water into hair gel

turn water into hair gel  Guido Jesus

Dies for your sins and looks good for the ladies

Dies for your sins and looks good for the ladies  Guido Jesus

Carry the Cross? Got anything heavier?

Carry the Cross? Got anything heavier?  Guido Jesus

Mary Magdalene and I? Nah, just friends with benefits.

Mary Magdalene
and I?  Nah, just friends with benefits.  Guido Jesus

Has to wear earplugs when fucking a chick Cant maintain erection when fathers name screams out

Has to wear earplugs when fucking a chick Cant maintain erection when fathers name screams out  Guido Jesus

take me down from the cross? Nah, I'm getting a wicked sweet tan up here.

take me down from the cross? Nah, I'm getting a wicked sweet tan up here.  Guido Jesus

NOT GETTING TO HEAVEN WITHOUT FIST PUMPIN, BROS

NOT GETTING TO HEAVEN WITHOUT FIST PUMPIN, BROS  Guido Jesus
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