Guido Jesus

I'm not a douchewut?!??! I'M THE FUTUR P-L FORTIN !!! RAGE-O-METER: 99%

I'm not a douchewut?!??! I'M THE FUTUR P-L FORTIN !!!
RAGE-O-METER: 99%  Guido Jesus

I TURN mollys vagina INTO a fountain

I TURN mollys vagina INTO a fountain  Guido Jesus

Judas made a kissy face took a dope photo

Judas made a kissy face took a dope photo  Guido Jesus

I TURN WATER INTO BACARDI

I TURN WATER INTO BACARDI  Guido Jesus

shuts down beaches with miracle drunken brawling

shuts down beaches with miracle drunken brawling  Guido Jesus

Me, Italian? what gives you that idea?

Me, Italian? what gives you that idea?  Guido Jesus

Fed 5000 with a basket of fish left them with the bill.

Fed 5000 with a basket of fish left them with the bill.  Guido Jesus

Died for your sins got any coke?

Died for your sins got any coke?  Guido Jesus

Thou Shalt Love Thyself As thyself

Thou Shalt Love Thyself As thyself  Guido Jesus

Healed blind man Wouldnt want him to miss my style

Healed blind man Wouldnt want him to miss my style  Guido Jesus
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