Guido Jesus

SOPNE OF GOD i'm in heaven b****es!!

SOPNE OF GOD i'm in heaven b****es!!  Guido Jesus

See, your king comes to you, gentle and riding on a donkey DAT ASS

See, your king comes to you, gentle and riding on a donkey DAT ASS  Guido Jesus

Trashed the market in the temple vendors were out of affliction shirts

Trashed the market in the temple vendors were out of affliction shirts  Guido Jesus

Blessed be those that thirst for i am a bacardi rep, shots!

Blessed be those that thirst for i am a bacardi rep, shots!  Guido Jesus

This is not a fake tan I really sunbathe for 3 hours every day

This is not a fake tan I really sunbathe for 3 hours every day  Guido Jesus

Mary Magdalene? Was a MILF!

Mary Magdalene? Was a MILF!  Guido Jesus

...for thine is the kingdom, the power, and the horny

...for thine is the kingdom, the power, and the horny  Guido Jesus

Blessed be the poor Bastards standing outside the club

Blessed be the poor Bastards standing outside the club  Guido Jesus

Virgin birth? not a chance

Virgin birth? not a chance  Guido Jesus

You need to be healed? How 'bout a tan?

You need to be healed? How 'bout a tan?  Guido Jesus
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