Guido Jesus

'sup girl? let me show you my stigmata

'sup girl? let me show you my stigmata  Guido Jesus

holy shit tits jesus fucking christ macht aus wasser bacardi

holy shit tits jesus fucking christ
macht aus wasser bacardi  Guido Jesus

whosoever believeth in me believeth in awesome

whosoever believeth in me believeth in awesome  Guido Jesus

So... Jesus! He's a cool guy

So... Jesus! He's a cool guy  Guido Jesus

Rode into town on a donkey blarings subs

Rode into town on a donkey blarings subs   Guido Jesus

rise in three days epic hangover

rise in three days epic hangover  Guido Jesus

virgin mary? nah, everyone's smooshed her

virgin mary? nah, everyone's smooshed her  Guido Jesus

BUFF JESUS

BUFF JESUS  Guido Jesus

Wanna hang me on a cross? good, i needed to work my lats

Wanna hang me on a cross? good, i needed to work my lats  Guido Jesus

Never sinned? never got caught

Never sinned? never got caught  Guido Jesus
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