Guido Jesus

i just got here and i'm already getting crucified

i just got here and i'm already getting crucified  Guido Jesus

turns the other cheek for perfectly tanned ass

turns the other cheek for perfectly tanned ass  Guido Jesus

told ya I'd rise again. eff that carpenter crap. this time I'm a bennie.

told ya I'd rise again. eff that carpenter crap. this time I'm a bennie.  Guido Jesus

Turns water into ed hardy wine

Turns water into ed hardy wine  Guido Jesus

The Cross Makes my abs pop

The Cross Makes my abs pop  Guido Jesus

God creates the sun so i can get my tan on

God creates the sun so i can get my tan on  Guido Jesus

FORGIVE' EM FATHER, THEY DO NOT KNOW CARDIO WORKOUTS

FORGIVE' EM FATHER, THEY DO NOT KNOW CARDIO WORKOUTS  Guido Jesus

Carries a heavy ass cross jst for his morning workout

Carries a heavy ass cross jst for his morning workout  Guido Jesus

Revelation 22:20 sorry, bitches

Revelation 22:20 sorry, bitches  Guido Jesus

let he who is without sin cast the first stone bro

let he who is without sin cast the first stone bro  Guido Jesus
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