Good Guy Lucifer

Human Nature? It's okay in my book.

Human Nature? It's okay in my book.  Good Guy Lucifer

Natural Disasters labeled "Acts of God". No one reads the newspaper anymore.

Natural Disasters labeled

IS THE PUNISHER OF EVIL PEOPLE GETS CALLED EVIL THROUGHOUT HISTORY

IS THE PUNISHER OF EVIL PEOPLE GETS CALLED EVIL THROUGHOUT HISTORY  Good Guy Lucifer

There are snakes on my plane! And I'm a member of the mile-high club!

There are snakes on my plane! And I'm a member of the mile-high club!  Good Guy Lucifer

Nope. I didn't make you do it.

Nope. I didn't make you do it.  Good Guy Lucifer

And so we'll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.

And so we'll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian.
A watchful protector.
A dark knight.  Good Guy Lucifer

My biggest regret? Allowing Elizabeth Hurley to play me in "Bedazzled"

My biggest regret? Allowing Elizabeth Hurley to play me in

The church set scientific and technological advancements back 300 years. You could be flying through space by now, but I hope that Ipad is just as good...

The church set scientific and technological advancements back 300 years. You could be flying through space by now, but I hope that Ipad is just as good...  Good Guy Lucifer

Wine? Drinking blood is uncivilized.

Wine? Drinking blood is uncivilized.  Good Guy Lucifer

God creates world almost completely devoid of giant flying reptiles. Plants dinosaur fossils so humans can have more awesome movies.

God creates world almost completely devoid of giant flying reptiles. Plants dinosaur fossils so humans can have more awesome movies.  Good Guy Lucifer
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