Good Guy Lucifer

While God sits lazily in the clouds I'm out running with Van Halen

While God sits lazily in the clouds I'm out running with Van Halen  Good Guy Lucifer

For the last time, I wasn't cast out. I dropped a contact lens.

For the last time, I wasn't cast out. I dropped a contact lens.  Good Guy Lucifer

He said you may eat from ANY tree EXCEPT for the tree of knowledge of good and evil, lest you die that very day? Well I don't mean to be rude, but if you ask me that seems rather fishy. By the way, some of those fruits are poison, do please be careful.

He said you may eat from ANY tree
EXCEPT for the tree of
knowledge of good and evil,
lest you die that very day? Well I don't mean to be rude,
but if you ask me that seems rather fishy.
By the way, some of those fruits are poison,
do please be careful.  Good Guy Lucifer

God will turn you -his children- away for things you've done I would take you in no matter what

God will turn you -his children- away for things you've done I would take you in no matter what  Good Guy Lucifer

Convinced the world I don't exist... Or greatest hide and seek player ever?

Convinced the world I don't exist... Or greatest hide and seek player ever?  Good Guy Lucifer

What a Nazi would look like If Nazi's went to heaven.

What a Nazi would look like If Nazi's went to heaven.  Good Guy Lucifer

Jesus shows up as a hippie on a cloud. I turn into a muthaf*ckin DRAGON! Who are you REALLY rooting for?

Jesus shows up as a hippie on a cloud. I turn into a muthaf*ckin DRAGON! Who are you REALLY rooting for?  Good Guy Lucifer

Hated Hitler For not looking German enough.

Hated Hitler For not looking German enough.   Good Guy Lucifer

Imprisoned in Hell for millenia Still takes the blame for every evil thing that happens

Imprisoned in Hell for millenia Still takes the blame for every evil thing that happens  Good Guy Lucifer

God created the opera Invented heavy metal to give people a way of drowning out the horrible wailing.

God created the opera Invented heavy metal to give people a way of drowning out the horrible wailing.  Good Guy Lucifer
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