Good Guy Lucifer

Seriously, you look really hungry Eat something man.

Seriously, you look really hungry Eat something man.  Good Guy Lucifer

Why would I want to rule your world? When I have a Kingdom of my own making.

Why would I want to rule your world? When I have a Kingdom of my own making.  Good Guy Lucifer

Brings plagues, floods world, kills children, knocks up teenager, endorses discrimination, destroys entire cities, sends only son to his death, allows his enemies to punish his most faithful... No, wait, that was the other guy.

Brings plagues, floods world, kills children, knocks up teenager, endorses discrimination, destroys entire cities, sends only son to his death, allows his enemies to punish his most faithful... No, wait, that was the other guy.  Good Guy Lucifer

Sees Gods mistakes Takes blame. Makes God look good.

Sees Gods mistakes Takes blame. Makes God look good.  Good Guy Lucifer

Nowhere in God's 10 commandments does it say "Do Not Rape" Makes the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.”

Nowhere in God's 10 commandments does it say

Implantation of Courtney Stoddard successful. The Public's "skank meter" aligned on new target Kardashian's sign deal for another season

Implantation of Courtney Stoddard successful. The Public's

You dare call me evil? Take a good look at yourself before you accuse someone else.

You dare call me evil? Take a good look at yourself before you accuse someone else.   Good Guy Lucifer

I created Adam & Lilith but Adam was not happy. Then I created Eve and yet Adam was not happy. I finally created Steve with a mix of emotions and Adam would not stop talking about him for days! Of course I kept the first two for myself.

I created Adam & Lilith but Adam was not happy. Then I created Eve and yet Adam was not happy. I finally created Steve with a mix of emotions and Adam would not stop talking about him for days! Of course I kept the first two for myself.  Good Guy Lucifer

Your heart is like an apple if there is a worm in it you won't notice but slowly that worm begins to grow as it devours the apple from within Slowly your apple begins to rot as it rots your heart begins to get weaker as the worm continues it's meal until

Your heart is like an apple if there is a worm in it you won't notice but slowly that worm begins to grow as it devours the apple from within Slowly your apple begins to rot as it rots your heart begins to get weaker as the worm continues it's meal until   Good Guy Lucifer

If God has failed you Look for your OWN answers to your OWN existence.

If God has failed you Look for your OWN answers to your OWN existence.  Good Guy Lucifer
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