Good Guy Grog

Spends entire life fighting for survival Evolves

Spends entire life fighting for survival Evolves  Good Guy Grog

Drinks water that had leaves in it Invents tea

Drinks water that had leaves in it Invents tea  Good Guy Grog

accidentally drips roasted mammoth fat on date's lap discovers cunnilingus

accidentally drips roasted mammoth fat on date's lap discovers cunnilingus  Good Guy Grog

Meets hot space chick and man from future doesn't club chick

Meets hot space chick and man from future doesn't club chick  Good Guy Grog

discovers fire doesn't use it for arson

discovers fire doesn't use it for arson  Good Guy Grog

gets car insurance makes it easy for everyone else to get it too

gets car insurance makes it easy for everyone else to get it too  Good Guy Grog

discovers fire lights joint to share with tribe

discovers fire lights joint to share with tribe  Good Guy Grog

has profound insight on misery of the human condition passes the joint

has profound insight on misery of the human condition passes the joint  Good Guy Grog

Eats meat that dropped into fire Invents cooking

Eats meat that dropped into fire Invents cooking  Good Guy Grog

Sees socially awkward pterodactyl teaches it how to go clubbin

Sees socially awkward pterodactyl teaches it how to go clubbin  Good Guy Grog
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