Good Guy Cop

Your neighbor definitely lied about the B&E Sorry for the intrusion Smoke some more weed in here

Your neighbor definitely lied about the B&E
Sorry for the intrusion Smoke some more weed in here  Good Guy Cop

Gets me out of tickets

Gets me out of tickets  Good Guy Cop

thinks you're being honest with him doesn't arrest you, no matter what amount of anything you got in the trunk

thinks you're being honest with him doesn't arrest you, no matter what amount of anything you got in the trunk  Good Guy Cop

Gets sprayed with water responds with lighter fluid

Gets sprayed with water responds with lighter fluid  Good Guy Cop

"Son, I'll let you go if you can answer me one question." "When does the narwhal bacon?"

Gets call for excessive amplified noise says "turn that shit up!"

Gets call for excessive amplified noise says

Sees you doing 75 on a local road matches speed and doesnt pull you over

Sees you doing 75 on a local road matches speed and doesnt pull you over  Good Guy Cop

Sees that you're doing 90 in a 55 doesn't give a fuck because it's rush hour

Sees that you're doing 90 in a 55 doesn't give a fuck because it's rush hour  Good Guy Cop

Pulls you over for turning right on red hands your license back with a free rita's coupon

Pulls you over for turning right on red hands your license back with a free rita's coupon  Good Guy Cop

Pulls you over for speeding while test driving a new car "Follow me, let's see what this baby can do"

Pulls you over for speeding while test driving a new car
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