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tired of children screaming? vomit on them

tired of children screaming? vomit on them    Good Advice Duck

we taste horrible eat chickens

we taste horrible eat chickens  Good Advice Duck

communicate with your girlfriend

communicate with your girlfriend  Good Advice Duck

For every hour of class Study two hours outside of class

For every hour of class Study two hours outside of class  Good Advice Duck

Feeling pathetic? go on any 9gag post, look for the attractive girl comment, read the male responses

Feeling pathetic? go on any 9gag post, look for the attractive girl comment, read the male responses  Good Advice Duck

When having sex with a new girlfriend stick to calling her "babe" just in case

When having sex with a new girlfriend stick to calling her

Your girlfriend doesn't want you to fix her problems She just wants you to tell her it's going to be ok

Your girlfriend doesn't want you to fix her problems She just wants you to tell her it's going to be ok  Good Advice Duck

Wear the clothes that take up the most space That way you'll have more room in your suitcase

Wear the clothes that take up the most space That way you'll have more room in your suitcase  Good Advice Duck

Don't use your wife's hairbrush to scratch your balls with spend 3$ to buy your own and you will save yourself a lot of arguments.

Don't use your wife's hairbrush to scratch your balls with spend 3$ to buy your own and you will save yourself a lot of arguments.  Good Advice Duck

While brushing your teeth Be sure to scrub the shit out of your tongue.

While brushing your teeth Be sure to scrub the shit out of your tongue.  Good Advice Duck
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