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Of people named todd I am getting real sick

Of people named todd I am getting real sick George Carlin
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I've never fucked a 10 but one time I fucked five 2s

I've never fucked a 10 but one time I fucked five 2s George Carlin
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Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there's an INVISIBLE MAN...LIVING IN THE SKY...who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a li

Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there's an INVISIBLE MAN...LIVING IN THE SKY...who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a li George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. George Carlin
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calm down Have some dip

calm down Have some dip George Carlin
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" I see dead people" Bitch please
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And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think you're such fucking heros, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and you've turned them into little

And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think you're such fucking heros, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and you've turned them into little George Carlin
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i'll put it simple... you're a bitch

i'll put it simple... you're a bitch George Carlin
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I have a right to my opinion And my opinion is that you have no right to your opinion

I have a right to my opinion And my opinion is that you have no right to your opinion George Carlin
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

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