George Carlin

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves

I have this real moron thing I do It's called thinking

I have this real moron thing I do It's called thinking  George Carlin

"I have solved this political dilemma in a very direct way: I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around. They say, 'If you don't vote, you have no

GEORGE CARLIN: "In America, anybody can be president. That's the problem"

GEORGE CARLIN:

You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them!

You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them!  George Carlin

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; 
 I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
  George Carlin

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American  recently passed each other in opposite directions  George Carlin

Redditors are like any other group of people A few winners... a whole lot of losers.

Redditors are like any other group of people A few winners... a whole lot of losers.  George Carlin

The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. It came from god. anything you cant describe, must've come from god. Personally folks,i believe if your rights came from god he would have given you the right to some food everyday

The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. It came from god. anything you cant describe, must've come from god. Personally folks,i believe if your rights came from god he would have given you the right to some food everyday   George Carlin

Have you noticed most of the people against abortion Are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

Have you noticed most of the people against abortion Are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?  George Carlin
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