Friendzone Johnny

Whats so bad about being a friend? Nothing.

Whats so bad about being a friend? Nothing.  Friendzone Johnny

You're so sweet Someday, I hope you meet the perfect girl

You're so sweet Someday, I hope you meet the perfect girl  Friendzone Johnny

"you'd make such a thoughtful boyfriend"

Hey ridiculously photogenic guy, I just wanted to wish you luck on your race tomorrow.

Hey ridiculously photogenic guy, I just wanted to wish you luck on your race tomorrow.  Friendzone Johnny

Plans for weeks Becomes an internet celebrity

Plans for weeks Becomes an internet celebrity  Friendzone Johnny

listens to her problems pretends to be interested to get in her pants

listens to her problems pretends to be interested to get in her pants  Friendzone Johnny

I want to know what you're eating, where you work, when you work out, who all your friends are, and stare at all your pictures for hours without you knowing Uh I mean...can I add you on facebook?

I want to know what you're eating, where you work, when you work out, who all your friends are, and stare at all your pictures for hours without you knowing Uh I mean...can I add you on facebook?  Friendzone Johnny

   Friendzone Johnny

Puts arm around her shoulders shakes her awkwardly, grinning

Puts arm around her shoulders shakes her awkwardly, grinning  Friendzone Johnny

walks her home to "save" her from hooking up

walks her home to
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