Friendzone Johnny

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate "oh thanks im sure my mom will really appreciate this"

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate

Listens about her recent breakup Starts dating scumbag steve the next day

Listens about her recent breakup Starts dating scumbag steve the next day  Friendzone Johnny

brings her flowers and chocolates at midnight dies

brings her flowers and chocolates at midnight dies  Friendzone Johnny

New years resolution tells girl he likes her Aweeeee how sweet

New years resolution tells girl he likes her Aweeeee how sweet  Friendzone Johnny

Brings flowers and chocolate Forgets testicles

Brings flowers and chocolate Forgets testicles  Friendzone Johnny

Shows up to meet her parents, shows up in a van...

Shows up to meet her parents, shows up in a van...  Friendzone Johnny

If he was physically attractive, She'd fuck him. Sad but true

If he was physically attractive, She'd fuck him. Sad but true  Friendzone Johnny

Slowly works on seducing her for months Catch guy she met this week banging her.

Slowly works on seducing her for months Catch guy she met this week banging her.  Friendzone Johnny

Girl says she loves him all the time. Doesn't get loved.

Girl says she loves him all the time. Doesn't get loved.  Friendzone Johnny

Gives it a shot More than most redditors can say

Gives it a shot More than most redditors can say  Friendzone Johnny
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