Friendzone Johnny

Asks where all the good guys are ^^

Asks where all the good guys are ^^  Friendzone Johnny

waits all night to ask girl out completely forgot its her birthday and pretends that's why hes there

waits all night to ask girl out completely forgot its her birthday and pretends that's why hes there  Friendzone Johnny

Sorry, Johnny, jesus was busy helping tebow

Sorry, Johnny, jesus was busy helping tebow  Friendzone Johnny

Let's girl stay with me and she sleeps in the same bed with me Peed on.

Let's girl stay with me and she sleeps in the same bed with me Peed on.  Friendzone Johnny

Friendzone JohnY? But my name's Edward

Friendzone JohnY? But my name's Edward  Friendzone Johnny

CONVERTS TO CHRISTIANITY FOR A SHOT AT VALENTINES DAY

CONVERTS TO CHRISTIANITY FOR A SHOT AT VALENTINES DAY  Friendzone Johnny

She calls and says come over right away needs help sneaking out to see her boyfriend

She calls and says come over right away needs help sneaking out to see her boyfriend  Friendzone Johnny

Brought Chocolate There's Roofies in it

Brought Chocolate There's Roofies in it  Friendzone Johnny

Would drive 200 miles to see her Just for a hug.

Would drive 200 miles to see her Just for a hug.   Friendzone Johnny

wears cross necklace is a friendzoned athiest

wears cross necklace  is a friendzoned athiest    Friendzone Johnny
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