Friendzone Johnny

you tell him that you think one of your co workers is cute he pukes violently

you tell him that you think one of your co workers is cute he pukes violently  Friendzone Johnny

Not in the friendzone just playing the game

Not in the friendzone just playing the game  Friendzone Johnny

if she turns you down just pretend you were trick or treating

if she turns you down just pretend you were trick or treating  Friendzone Johnny

Insults Dominican hooker Makes things right

Insults Dominican hooker Makes things right  Friendzone Johnny

Goes on date "So, how's your love life?"

Goes on date

I got you some White Roses and candy They always cheer my boyfriend up

I got you some White Roses and candy They always cheer my boyfriend up  Friendzone Johnny

"Hi! Here's my soul" Leaves without it

Good friend Terrible linguist

Good friend Terrible linguist  Friendzone Johnny

"what's the worst that could happen?" become a meme

He Kissed her Friendship goodbye

He Kissed her Friendship goodbye  Friendzone Johnny
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