Friendzone Johnny

knew he was getting friendzoned roses used to be red

knew he was getting friendzoned roses used 
to be red  Friendzone Johnny

gets the balls to leave the friendzone chuck testa

gets the balls to leave the friendzone chuck testa  Friendzone Johnny

not when i come back with a shotgun

not when i come back with a shotgun  Friendzone Johnny

Befriends cute tomboy Becomes hot slut who won't give him the time of day

Befriends cute tomboy Becomes hot slut who won't give him the time of day    Friendzone Johnny

Sends texts: "Hey Gorgeous, how is the most beautiful girl in the world today?" Recieves:"Hi bud"

Sends texts:

Shows up to say he loves her tells him she's got a boyfriend before he says anything

Shows up to say he loves her tells him she's got a boyfriend before he says anything  Friendzone Johnny

Get's chance at girl's heart doesn't know how

Get's chance at girl's heart doesn't know how  Friendzone Johnny

How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it, and get pissed when it won't screw.

How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it, and get pissed when it won't screw.  Friendzone Johnny

She's tells him she loves him ...She's a lesbian

She's tells him she loves him ...She's a lesbian  Friendzone Johnny

looks like justin bieber still gets friendzoned

looks like justin bieber still gets friendzoned  Friendzone Johnny
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