Friendzone Johnny

Watches Twlight with her Finally a worst love story than Twlight

Watches Twlight with her Finally a worst love story than Twlight   Friendzone Johnny

Shut the fuck up! And marry me!

Shut the fuck up! And marry me!  Friendzone Johnny

Gets the courage to ask arielle out finds her naked with someone else

Gets the courage to ask arielle out finds her naked with someone else  Friendzone Johnny

Not sure if lifetime humiliation... or immortality

Not sure if lifetime humiliation... or immortality  Friendzone Johnny

Hooks up with her once "I was in a vulnerable spot"

Hooks up with her once

If you're nice to someone just because of something you get from them or in case they can be useful to you then you're not a nice guy. You're a dick.

If you're nice to someone just because of something you get from them or in case they can be useful to you  then you're not a nice guy. You're a dick.  Friendzone Johnny

Shows at midnight to ask his crush out from the background, "Hey, babe, who's at the door?

Shows at midnight to ask his crush out from the background,

Fills his spank bank while draining his bank account

Fills his spank bank while draining his bank account  Friendzone Johnny

Is having girl problems. Jay Z feels bad for him, son.

Is having girl problems. Jay Z feels bad for him, son.  Friendzone Johnny

is a selfish dickbag

is a selfish dickbag  Friendzone Johnny
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