Friend-Zoned Phil

Calls you to come over at 2am You cuddle and hear about her boy problems

Calls you to come over at 2am You cuddle and hear about her boy problems  Friend-Zoned Phil

I like her She likes me as a brother

I like her She likes me as a brother  Friend-Zoned Phil

Advises girl to get back with boyfriend Cries to sleep later

Advises girl to get back with boyfriend Cries to sleep later  Friend-Zoned Phil

Does your homework Gets nothing in return

Does your homework Gets nothing in return  Friend-Zoned Phil

Goes to jail. Purposely drops soap.

Goes to jail. Purposely drops soap.  Friend-Zoned Phil

hide in woods surprise buttsecks

hide in woods surprise buttsecks  Friend-Zoned Phil

Her and her friends start to whisper to eachother and stare at you Your penis is hanging out of your pants

Her and her friends start to whisper to eachother and stare at you Your  penis is hanging out of your pants  Friend-Zoned Phil

tells her he wants a kiss gets a hershey kiss in return

tells her he wants a kiss gets a hershey kiss in return  Friend-Zoned Phil

you wait all week to hanging out with she at weekend at last minute tell you she can't, she have a date

you wait all week to hanging out with she at weekend at last minute tell you she can't, she have a date  Friend-Zoned Phil

Tells me she wants to hang out to get to know me better Ditches me when she sees one of her friends

Tells me she wants to hang out to get to know me better Ditches me when she sees one of her friends  Friend-Zoned Phil
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