Friend Zone Fiona

You're so great I wish my boyfriend was more like you.

You're so great I wish my boyfriend was more like you.  Friend Zone Fiona

says she'd love to go to dinner with you insists on splitting check

says she'd love to go to dinner with you insists on splitting check  Friend Zone Fiona

Can't. I'm washing my hair that night.

Can't. I'm washing my hair that night.   Friend Zone Fiona

FLIRTS WITH YOU CONSTANTLY AND MAKES YOU FALL FOR HER "IF ONLY YOU WERE A BOY"

FLIRTS WITH YOU CONSTANTLY AND MAKES YOU FALL FOR HER

you are the only guy my boyfriend let's me hang out with

you are the only guy   my boyfriend let's me hang out with  Friend Zone Fiona

Sends you tons of ambiguous text messages every single time she's spending the weekend with her "wonderful boyfriend!" <3 Just to remind you on Monday that she only wants to be friends with you...

Sends you tons of ambiguous text messages every single time she's spending the weekend with her

Makes you think that you had a chance you never had a chance

Makes you think that you had a chance  you never had a chance  Friend Zone Fiona

So you're driving past a Native American reservation? Could you pick up a couple cartons of tax-free cigarettes for my chain-smoking boyfriend?

So you're driving past a Native American reservation? Could you pick up a couple cartons of tax-free cigarettes for my chain-smoking boyfriend?  Friend Zone Fiona

says,"I don't want to be in a relationship right now" gets your best-friends ring by spring

says,

"you're a really great friend" the joke is that it's bad because all women owe you sex and if they don't put out then they deserve to be shamed for even being nice to you

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