Friend Zone Fiona

OMG you're so funny ...You have to meet my Boy Friend

OMG you're so funny  ...You have to meet my Boy Friend   Friend Zone Fiona

"i just don't want to hurt your feelings..." translation: i don't want the amount of people in my social circle to be subtracted by 1 and affect my level of popularity

talks about whether she should have sex with her new boyfriend while laying her head on your lap.

talks about whether she should have sex with her new boyfriend while laying her head on your lap.  Friend Zone Fiona

"Any girl would be lucky to be your girlfriend!" I like our friendship just the way it is.

"You make me so wet!" "But even though we're both single, sex would mess up our beautiful friendship!"

"you're such a good friend" = "i'll be dating screwed-up losers and complaining about them to you"

I fucked all his friends and his enemies then left him. Now he's crying over a 40 year old single mother who used him for money.

I fucked all his friends and his enemies then left him. Now he's crying over a 40 year old single mother who used him for money.  Friend Zone Fiona

meets some guy: stops talking to you breaks up with him: suddenly friends with you again

meets some guy: stops talking to you breaks up with him: suddenly friends with you again  Friend Zone Fiona

You're cute... ...like a puppy

You're cute... ...like a puppy  Friend Zone Fiona

becomes a prostitute still rejects you

becomes a prostitute still rejects you  Friend Zone Fiona
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