Foul Bachelorette Frog

I ONLY BUY BLACK PANTIES LESS RISK OF SKIDMARKS SHOWING

I ONLY BUY BLACK PANTIES LESS RISK OF SKIDMARKS SHOWING
  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Drink excessive amounts of red wine no need for lipstick today!

Drink excessive amounts of red wine no need for lipstick today!  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Sexy lingerie Makes me feel sexy

Sexy lingerie  Makes me feel sexy  Foul Bachelorette Frog

No toilet paper use snotty tissues from bottom of purse

No toilet paper use snotty tissues from bottom of purse  Foul Bachelorette Frog

"So sexy, what are you wearing?" sweatpants, baggy t-shirt, and I haven't showered in 4 days.

Get sent to the office for facial hair

Get sent to the office for facial hair  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Goes to scratch genitals Ends up masturbating

Goes to scratch genitals Ends up masturbating  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Spend forever carefully shaving legs Forget to shave armpits

Spend forever carefully shaving legs Forget to shave armpits  Foul Bachelorette Frog

I liked your status update just so i could unlike it after

I liked your status update just so i could unlike it after  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Tell one-night-stand you need to "freshen up" actually plucking nipple hairs

Tell one-night-stand you need to
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