Foul Bachelorette Frog

Become outdoorsy Lie in park with whiskey in paper bag

Become outdoorsy  Lie in park with whiskey in paper bag 
  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Not wearing deodorant, armpit itches Scratches anyways and wipes sweaty finger on tank top

Not wearing deodorant, armpit itches Scratches anyways and wipes sweaty finger on tank top  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Tampon string hanging down wrap up in labia to conceal it

Tampon string hanging down wrap up in labia to conceal it  Foul Bachelorette Frog

WINTER? GUESS ILL SAVE MONEY ON DISPOSABLE RAZORS

WINTER? GUESS ILL SAVE MONEY ON DISPOSABLE RAZORS  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Rather flash my boob once in awhile, even in public instead of wearing a goddamn itchy bra

Rather flash my boob once in awhile, even in public  instead of wearing a goddamn itchy bra  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Haven't shaved legs all winter First shave of spring takes two hours

Haven't shaved legs all winter First shave of spring takes two hours  Foul Bachelorette Frog

can't find nailclippers lady-fap anyways

can't find nailclippers lady-fap anyways  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Getting ate out fart anyways

Getting ate out fart anyways  Foul Bachelorette Frog

run out of toilet paper. Use cardboard part.

run out of toilet paper. Use cardboard part.  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Didn't shower Change underwear so boyfriend doesn't notice

Didn't shower Change underwear so boyfriend doesn't notice  Foul Bachelorette Frog
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