Foul Bachelor Frog

shaves facial and pubic hair with the same razor

shaves facial and pubic hair with the same razor  Foul Bachelor Frog

Took a shit before I got in the shower No wiping necessary

Took a shit before I got in the shower No wiping necessary   Foul Bachelor Frog

Finds something red and fluffy on penis, smells it Yup, smells like penis

Finds something red and fluffy on penis, smells it Yup, smells like penis  Foul Bachelor Frog

If a zoo Owns me it is called living in captivity. If a person owns me it is called being a pet. Hypocrisy is golden Caption 3 goes here

If a zoo Owns me it is called living in captivity. If a person owns me it is called being a pet. 
Hypocrisy is golden  Caption 3 goes here  Foul Bachelor Frog

out of spoons for soup use hands

out of spoons for soup use hands  Foul Bachelor Frog

lives alone still clears history

lives alone  still clears history  Foul Bachelor Frog

Pee before entering shower don't bother washing hands, shower will take care of that

Pee before entering shower don't bother washing hands, shower will take care of that  Foul Bachelor Frog

Preshow get out of flame sagittario To go lay on flame libra

Preshow  get out of flame sagittario  To go lay on flame libra  Foul Bachelor Frog

Went to pee in the bathtub with morning wood Saw roommate's piss

Went to pee in the bathtub with morning wood Saw roommate's piss  Foul Bachelor Frog

Bed feels like sand from food crumbs

Bed feels like sand from food crumbs  Foul Bachelor Frog
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