Forever Resentful Mother

oh you don't want kids? well neither did i.

oh you don't want kids? well neither did i.  Forever Resentful Mother

Linda called. She said you stood her up Your dad raised you well

Linda called. She said you stood her up Your dad raised you well  Forever Resentful Mother

Reddit stopped caring about me? Just like your father.

Reddit stopped caring about me? Just like your father.  Forever Resentful Mother

If i'm a typical redditor mom then most redditors are in high school

If i'm a typical redditor mom then most redditors are in high school  Forever Resentful Mother

Oh, I'm ruining your life? Payback's a bitch, honey.

Oh, I'm ruining your life? Payback's a bitch, honey.  Forever Resentful Mother

Hand me down clothes too loose? Well so is my vagina.

Hand me down clothes too loose? Well so is my vagina.  Forever Resentful Mother

you really need to work harder in school I gave up tenure to have a baby

you really need to work harder in school I gave up tenure to have a baby  Forever Resentful Mother

You wish I wasn't your mother? At least we have that in common.

You wish I wasn't your mother? At least we have that in common.  Forever Resentful Mother

You're hanging out with your friends tonight? Thats ok. I'm hanging out with one of your friends too.

You're hanging out with your friends tonight? Thats ok. I'm hanging out with one of your friends too.  Forever Resentful Mother

Maybe you'd like to drop by for a visit this weekend I'm making out my will

Maybe you'd like to drop by 
for a visit this weekend I'm making out my will  Forever Resentful Mother
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