Forever Resentful Mother

I have a drinking problem? go to your room

I have a drinking problem? go to your room  Forever Resentful Mother

Its your birthday? I call it Labor day

Its your birthday? I call it Labor day  Forever Resentful Mother

Eldest child steal my glory years? Dresses the entire family up in different, yet equally emasculating themed costumes each halloween.

Eldest child steal my glory years? Dresses the entire family up in different, yet equally emasculating themed costumes each halloween.   Forever Resentful Mother

MILF

 MILF  Forever Resentful Mother

Before first glass of wine: reads story about incest, says "what a bunch of sick, disgusting perverts" After fifth glass of wine: begging her two teensge sons for a threesome

Before first glass of wine: reads story about incest, says

wow my son has a short fuse today, better piss him off!

wow my son has a short fuse today, better piss him off!  Forever Resentful Mother

if it weren't for you, i could have been a doctor so now you have to be one

if it weren't for you, i could have been a doctor so now you have to be one  Forever Resentful Mother

you Didn't call on Mother's day ...which also happened to be my birthday

you Didn't call on Mother's day ...which also happened to be my birthday  Forever Resentful Mother

We should go on a trip GUILT TRIP

We should go on a trip GUILT TRIP  Forever Resentful Mother

Remember that time you threw your shoe at me and I fell behind your bed? Me too.

Remember that time you threw your shoe at me and I fell behind your bed?  Me too.  Forever Resentful Mother
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