Forever Alone

meets most amazing girl ever she's engaged

meets most amazing girl ever she's engaged  Forever Alone

"You're still contagious, try to avoid social contact for the next few days." No problem

buys "sharing size" bag of chips eats whole thing

buys

Phone disconnected No one notices

Phone disconnected No one notices  Forever Alone

just turned 24 and two-thirds years old over 9000!!! days alone

just turned 24 and two-thirds years old over 9000!!! days alone  Forever Alone

Send text to "Crush" Stare at phone for next 5 hours waiting

Send text to

"somebody's going to be here any minute." to bring me a pizza

Buys blow up sex doll card gets rejected

Buys blow up sex doll card gets rejected  Forever Alone

Knows the only way he'll get in a girl Is if he is an organ donor

Knows the only way he'll get in a girl Is if he is an organ donor  Forever Alone

go for haircut her boob touched my shoulder

go for haircut her boob touched my shoulder  Forever Alone
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