Forever Alone

Brings own cake to work on birthday Tells everyone "my friends bought it!"

Brings own cake to work on birthday Tells everyone

waitress calls me sweetie Most intimate contact with a girl. Ever.

waitress calls me sweetie Most intimate contact with a girl. Ever.   Forever Alone

perfectly rolled joint and lighter ready to go in her purse all her friends have real jobs and are busy

perfectly rolled joint and lighter ready to go in her purse all her friends have real jobs and are busy  Forever Alone

Attractive girl came up and said "Hi" today "I'm collecting for the British Red Cross"

Attractive girl came up and said

Hot girl doing presentation in front of class gives me reason to stare at her

Hot girl doing presentation in front of class gives me reason to stare at her   Forever Alone

NSFL? Good thing I don't have a life

NSFL? Good thing I don't have a life  Forever Alone

wins two free tickets to a show no one wants to go with me

wins two free tickets to a show no one wants to go with me  Forever Alone

Plays a 5v5 with bots Bots leave

Plays a 5v5 with bots Bots leave  Forever Alone

drunk alone happy birthday

drunk alone happy birthday  Forever Alone

Girl asked me to go out on romantic date april fool's is tomorrow, nice try.

Girl asked me to go out on romantic date april fool's is tomorrow, nice try.  Forever Alone
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