Forever Alone

I always buy condoms with my lube SO the cashier doesn't know i'm just going to masturbate with it

I always buy condoms with my lube SO the cashier doesn't know i'm just going to masturbate with it  Forever Alone

half way through date with cute girl she mentions her boyfriend

half way through date with cute girl she mentions her boyfriend  Forever Alone

"Everyone remembers stuff about their childhood, like the name of their first kiss" "TO BE DETERMINED"

Set High Score on Solitaire Look around for congratulations

Set High Score on Solitaire Look around for congratulations  Forever Alone

Buy 2 iphones FaceTime yourself

Buy 2 iphones FaceTime yourself   Forever Alone

Imagine conversations with new classmates First day of school, say nothing

Imagine conversations with new classmates First day of school, say nothing  Forever Alone

has 99 problems a bitch ain't one

has 99 problems a bitch ain't one  Forever Alone

Promises to tell all his friends about the great service Has no friends, posts to reddit instead

Promises to tell all his friends about the great service Has no friends, 
posts to reddit instead  Forever Alone

driver's seat: dirty as hell Passenger Seat: Already Spotless

driver's seat: dirty as hell Passenger Seat: Already Spotless  Forever Alone

Waits to see if anyone will text first 4 months and counting

Waits to see if anyone will text first 4 months and counting  Forever Alone
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